2010年4月25日 星期日

J.P. Morgan CEO's Advice to a Pretty girl....

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

2010年4月14日 星期三

單身的原因-Where's the lady could ease a heart. Like a Google Chrome?

每天早上在家處理文章, 中午回公司收發電郵, 下午是開會的光陰, 晚上繼續做報告, 直至尾班車回家。星期六早上回公司開研究小組會, 中午寫文, 下午幫另一組人作義工。「Your place or my place?」她問。「Sorry,明早0900有個會....」。

與工作拍拖的日子, 習慣以鍵盤為撫摩的對象、以熒幕為密友。 或許忘記了什麼是細滑無骨的玉手, 但每天都想握緊Apple的Magic Mouse,感受來自Steve Jobs的安慰。情人節,友人說哪一間酒店較「理想」,我答:「對,那酒店的function room攪event一流....」。長假期,朋友帶著伴侶住外國走走。All I want for Christmas is you, Levono....

好在,我還記得落pub的開場白。「Dear Shirely .... Regards Jacky.....」
所以話呢,單身不是沒有原因的.....